WASHINGTON—Pulling no punches in her negotiations with the president, Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D-AZ) demanded Joe Biden’s tie as one of many situations for her help of the Inflation Discount Act, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Look, what I’m making an attempt to say is that I’m not against closing the carried curiosity loophole, however that tie is a reasonably good coloration, and I believe I’d wish to have it,” stated Sinema, who reportedly appeared happy as she watched the president elevate his palms to his collar, undo the highest button of his shirt, and start to loosen the necktie. “What is that this? Silk? Thanks. I’ve all the time been a sucker for stripes. And , whereas we’re at it, I need to work out of the Oval Workplace for a few months. I’d provide to allow you to use my Senate workplace, however I’m certain you’ll find one other house. Oh, and I’m going to want your jacket, too. Why? As a result of I’m your God, that’s why. Did you simply fucking flinch?” At press time, a nude Biden had introduced he was making vital progress with the senator.