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Be heat. Keep away from rug nipples. – The Bloggess

So two issues:

  1. We put up the winter window show at Nowhere Bookshop and you’ll inform that Aedan really put in it as a result of it’s pointing the precise approach. I used to be too sick to brighten (significantly better now) after which I received right into a hit-and-run (I’m high-quality however my automotive’s butt is now an innie) however I did make the tiny home and the snowflakes product of broken books so I at the very least helped:

And a couple of. Simply in case you missed it (or put it off till later and forgot till now) for the subsequent three days solely we’re rereleasing our authentic restricted version Nowhere Bookshop shirts and hoodies (And sure, that’s primarily as a result of Hailey has actually stolen all of my gray nowhere hoodies and I would like new ones desperately as a result of I stay in them within the winter) so simply click on right here if you’d like one. Orders begin delivery December 2nd so they need to make it to you earlier than the vacations. (Click on by means of for different colours and types however the gray hides cat fur in essentially the most fabulous approach in case this is a matter for you want it’s for me.)

That was alleged to be the very last thing however now I’ve yet another as a result of I needed to throw our front room rug away as a result of the canine defiled it however I discovered a rug on-line for $29 ($29!?) and so I ordered that however then it got here vacuum-sealed in a bundle the scale of a wet-wipe and once I fluffed it out it was tiny and there have been these large lumps in it:

Like, I can’t seize how bizarre it appears to be like and Hailey noticed it and couldn’t cease laughing and I defined that I had thought possibly it will unshitify itself it I simply left it to breathe and Hailey was like, “‘Unshitify’ isn’t a phrase” they usually’re proper however it completely ought to be as a result of this rug is completely shitified. It appears to be like prefer it’s received nipples. Would you like a nipple rug? As a result of I’ve one.



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