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Bootlegger Exterior Live performance Promoting Knockoff Girl Gagas

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LAS VEGAS—Urging concertgoers to select up a model of the multiplatinum pop star earlier than coming into the venue, bootlegger Frank Rossi spent Friday exterior the Dolby Reside theater in Las Vegas attempting to persuade followers to purchase knockoff Girl Gagas. “All proper, everybody, get your genuine Girl Gagas right here, 20 bucks, no refunds,” stated Rossi, who then proceeded to hock a number of clearly counterfeit Gagas that had been both too lengthy, lacking limbs, sang out of tune, didn’t converse English, or had been from 5 to 10 years in the past. “Let’s see, I’ve bought a Star Is Born Gaga, a “Born This Method” Gaga, and likewise a Gaga with blue hair sporting some type of sparkly bodysuit factor. However if you’d like slightly low cost? I’ve bought a couple of Gagas within the again with holes in them. Stroll with me.” At press time, Rossi reportedly shoved dozens of counterfeit Girl Gagas into his trunk and sped off after a buyer couldn’t take away a big “Made in Bangladesh” sticker and demanded a refund.



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