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I guarantee you, I’m housebroken. – The Bloggess

Only a observe as much as this Twitter put up…

…which elicited issues of “God, I actually hope it’s not you, Jenny” till I spotted this problem and adopted it up with this:

And that elicited responses if “yeah, it may’ve gone both manner with you actually” and likewise, “How is Miss Dorothy now?” And the reply is that after many assessments they don’t actually know why she’s been sick however the physician suspects it’s bc “canines are simply bizarre typically” and so she’s on a bunch of meds which have helped a bit however then final night time at 3am she woke me up whining and I may see the look of imminent diarrhea panic on her face so I jumped as much as take her exterior bc if she will get sick in the home she tries to run away from the diarrhea, which doesn’t work and simply leaves strains of poo on the tile like a treasure map nobody needs and as quickly as I opened the bed room door Dottie FLEW down the steps however as she leapt off the final stair she landed in an really spectacular hunched Spider-Man crouch and instantly shot out probably the most huge turd ever.  After which she ran to the door bc she wasn’t completed so I took her out and after I acquired again all the cats have been gathered across the turd like they have been summoning a horrible demon and so they checked out me like, “WTF, dude?” and I didn’t know what to inform them as a result of I couldn’t inform in the event that they have been impressed or disgusted.  

And that’s just about how my entire weekend went.



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