So the opposite day Victor and I had been at a resale store and I noticed this little little bit of fried gold.
And Victor was like, “That’s toddler’s tutu and we don’t have a toddler” and I defined that it was a classic, hand-sewn costume AND CROWN for $15 and that he simply didn’t have the correct of eyes to see its magic after which he could have accused me of turning into a hoarder as a result of I used to be shopping for one thing I’d by no means use and I accused him of being a horrible father or mother as a result of it was the proper measurement for Judy Snarland after which the cashier simply form of stared at us as a result of I assume he wasn’t used to {couples} having disagreements within the retailer.
And so I defined to the cashier, “Judy Snarland is our daughter” and Victor was all, “JUDY SNARLAND IS A DEAD CAT YOU LIKE TO DRESS UP IN PEOPLE CLOTHES” after which the cashier was most likely satisfied I really was a hoarder so I pulled out my telephone and confirmed him photos and defined that Judy Snarland is a taxidermied bobcat rescued from an property sale who would look unbelievable in turquoise and the cashier didn’t disagree.
(Victor wish to level out that the cashier didn’t agree both and was most likely simply scared.)
Regardless, Judy Snarland was thrilled.
However it was nearly inconceivable to get the tutu on myself (on my own, I imply…I didn’t attempt to put on it myself) so I requested for assist and Victor was like, “I’m busy being much less loopy than you” and I saved ripping the the claw covers off Judy’s paws and that’s why I presently have cat scratches from a bobcat that’s been useless for 50 years.
However after two bandaids (and a few assist from Hailey) Judy Snarland was prepared for her close-up.
However then I used to be like, “I dunno…is it an excessive amount of?” and Victor was like, “It’s a taxidermied bobcat in a sequined tutu. Of-fucking-course it’s an excessive amount of. It’s at all times been an excessive amount of.” However Hailey understood what I used to be saying and instructed that “much less is extra” relating to bobcat costuming and I feel they’re completely proper.
Perfection.
PS. Thanks for all of the candy phrases final week. I’m feeling a bit higher and am crossing each finger that I’m transferring steadily out of this gap.
