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Notes I wrote myself, half 2. – The Bloggess

Persevering with my collection of weird notes I wrote on my cellphone whereas most likely not sober:

It’s bizarre that no person is aware of the precise entomology for the phrase “hushpuppy.” Wait, is “hushpuppy” two phrases? Additionally, I don’t assume “entomology” is the phrase I’m searching for however I can’t bear in mind the entomology of the phrase that I’m searching for although. Fuck it. I surrender. However I do wish to level out that I’m conscious that entomology is bugs. I do know I’m utilizing the phrase unsuitable and I feel I ought to get at the least half credit score for that.

I wager “Flamely” can be a very good title for a boy. I ought to have one other child.

I discovered cookies within the freezer that I forgot I had and I’m fairly certain that is proof that I’m God’s favourite.

A band is only a gang with fewer knives. And extra extra music, I assume. Most likely extra concerning the music than the knives now that I give it some thought.

I need the GPS voice in my automotive to say “You’re doing an amazing job.” “Good one stopping at that yield signal, you absolute titan.” “Take a left right here and your hair appears to be like wonderful, by the best way.”

If I had a nickel for each time I backed my automotive over the trash can I’d have three nickels, which isn’t some huge cash however nonetheless appears extreme.

Are you much less ticklish you probably have tylenol? As a result of it makes your pores and skin much less delicate to ache so wouldn’t it additionally make it much less delicate to tickling? Is there a medication for tickling? If there was a shot for it I might completely take that shot.

Why isn’t the past-tense of “glow” “glewd”? As a result of it ought to be.

I ponder in case you can end netflix?



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